I would just like to take this moment to broadcast to the world that I, for the first time in a very, very long time, just voluntarily cleaned the bathroom. No one made me do it. No one assigned me the chore, threatened me with a cleaning check, or in anyway hinted that my bathroom was past due. In fact, since I've only lived here for a couple of weeks, by college standards my bathroom was still quite shiny clean.
Nevertheless, this morning I woke up, walked to the store, bought my very own cleaning chemicals, carried them home in a reusable grocery bag, and then cleaned the whole darn thing. All by 9 a.m. Go me!